- Don't add me without commenting first. I WILL NOT ADD YOU BACK. Don't get it twisted; I will probably add you if you comment cuz I'm chill like that. I just like to know who's reading about me, you know? It's nice to know who I'm giving the opportunity to blacklist me and shit.

- Don't add me just to make your f-list bigger. You LJ whore. Go back to your cave and pretend to be a 16 year old girl.

- Don't add me unless we have something in common. Because really, what's the point? I've got some pretty. odd interests so there's bound to be something. Don't see it listed on the profile? Take a wild guess.. you might get lucky.